What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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