- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Women's rights

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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