- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

so...um, yeah

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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