What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What is the name of the car? What

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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