- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Long joke Your such a downey

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A sober Irish individual.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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