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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Sir, your wife is dead

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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