Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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SEX

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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