Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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8=> >->-o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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