- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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