- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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