Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

your life

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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