A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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i have a christmas tree.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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OIO

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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