Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's a joke? Funny

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

i lost the game

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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