- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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