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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.