- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

I'm gay.

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