Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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I hate long jokes -_-

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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