What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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