What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A black student graduated High School

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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