what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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