- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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