- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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