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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A hill billy went fishing

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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