Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

meh

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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