- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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