- Anti Joke

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.