What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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