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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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