One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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