- Anti Joke

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

0 1 this is a sad sad world.