- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

The Big Band Theory

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Yo Momma So Fat!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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