- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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