- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why can't jokes spit?

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

The adventures of Helen Keller:

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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