Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what does a chair look like? a chair.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Two planes walk into an office building

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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