How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

I like school Said no one ever.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Anti Joke

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