- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

when debbie meets downer

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Brain fart

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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