- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

whats 7+4? 74

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 24

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

-knock knock! -doors open

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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