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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

JUST KIDDING^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

why did sally drown cause she was black

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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