“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Brain fart

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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