What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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HOLY COW!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Worms don't like apples.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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