What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What would Muhammed do?

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Women's Rights.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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