Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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