How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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