there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

get in the car.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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