How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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