- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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