- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A blind man walks into a library.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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