- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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