- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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