Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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