- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Robin, get in the batmobile

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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