- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Get it? More.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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