- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Faithful men.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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