- Anti Joke

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.