- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

So FDR walks into a bar.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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