- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Sex education in Texas.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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