- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

these are shit

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Chris Bosh's neck

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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