How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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