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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

I read the terms of service.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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