- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

John Cena for president

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Irish sobriety

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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