Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Black people

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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