A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I love you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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andrew wagner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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