Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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