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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Roses are flowers.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

guess what what that wasnt it

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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