Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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I <3 Hitler

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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