Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

your face is kinda funny

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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