Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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