If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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