- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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