How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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I work at jcpenny

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Justin Bieber

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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