- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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