What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Tommy got neutered.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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sure!

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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