What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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