- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Soccer...

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

nice tits.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

God

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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