- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

can you pass the soap?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

. . I am a whale

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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