What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

knock, knock whos there child molestor

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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