- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Praise Paisley

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

This is funny.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??