if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Turkey Balls

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What does water smell like? water.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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