What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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