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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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