- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Jokes Ki Duniya

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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