- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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