Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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why was the boy sad? because.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Gus's mom

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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