- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

speech and debate.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

feminists.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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