What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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