What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Who invented apple? God

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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