what is very tall and red a very tall red building

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did Delaware? A coat.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's brown an sticky Shit

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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