Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

A woman wears a dress.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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