This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

justin littleton being sucessful

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Abortion.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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