- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Set up Punch line.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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