Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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