- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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