- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Justin Bieber.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What comes after 23? 24.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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