What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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flavin's head

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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