- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Your're racist.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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