- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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