- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Womens basketball

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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