I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

bronson watt walks into a bar.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Adam Chebali has no life

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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