- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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