A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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knock knock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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TRICERATOPS!

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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