Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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