What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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