- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.