- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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