- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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