- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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