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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

The Princess is in another castle

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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