How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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