- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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