What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Who has no penis Religious Believers

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Beka has AIDS

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Turkey Balls

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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