what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

angelo snyder is not ga

you see theres this guy.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Anti Joke

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