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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

I woke up today

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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