Justin Bieber.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Hi

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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