Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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