What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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