What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

You have friends

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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