- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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