Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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