I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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