What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Christianity.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Neither did she.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Wolfjob.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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