- Anti Joke

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

President Donald Trump

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married