- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

4 hours later.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

pee

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

scraggle is in you pillow case

dassa

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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