little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Christianity.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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