- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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