What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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